Friday, July 17, 2009

Who Are You?

Just today our very favorite Real Live Lesbian mentioned that she is more of a National Park girl than a Vegas girl.

So leads me to ask you - What kind of vacationer are you?

I like my vacations to involve a cabana boy or a casino. Ideally both. But I am always game for a fun a road trip with some cool people too. Hiking - NO. Sleeping in a tent - Not for me. African Safari - Hell no. Backpacking through Europe - I'll be staying in the fancy hotel and meeting you in the cafes for brunch. I am not down for anything involves a Sherpa or the country of India. Did you see the beginning of Slumdog Millionaire? It is REALLY like that. And I am sorry, but my house is a zillion times more comfortable.

I am not as high maintenance as I sound. I promise. But I work freaking hard all year and on my vacation time I want to relax, not sacrifice. I do enjoy fishing and boating (which can be dirty and hard). But I want indoor pumbling and a soft bed at night.

How about you? What kind of vacationer are you?

16 comments:

The Dish said...

Just a long as I can get away from the hell that is my job I can take either type of vacation. Something with a swim up bar or a nice cabin in the woods.

bustysatan said...

I like car camping for a weekend, but if I'm going to use up my precious vacation time, I want a city to enjoy and hundreds of years of history to explore. And a clean, charming place to sleep.

Karen said...

Dish - Yes. I like the swim up bar. The cabin in the woods is fine, but it not a vacation to me. I will still have to cook. And I know there will be bugs. That is more akin to my family's summer home, but not a vacation spot for me.

BS - What is this "car camping" of which you speak?

Lu' said...

Used to love camping when I was younger. Now we camp in a 32' RV; nice :) I enjoy RVing with Hubs but It would be nice if we could just be there where ever there is. We make a wrong turn everytime we head out for crying out loud. I used to enjoy hotels but since I'm a bit of a germaphobe I really prefer my RV.

Love the mountains, woods and water. Keep me out of the sun :)

Dana said...

I'm akin to RLL - I decompress the most if I am in the moment - and in the environment. Give me a tent, a sleeping bag - it doesn't matter to me. In my perfect world, I'd travel to the nooks and crannies of the world - taking in the sights and the lifestyle of the "natives"

Cabana boy? 5-star hotels? Not my thing. I prefer the street food vendors and the people BEHIND the tourists to the actual tourist locations themselves.

Karen said...

Lu - We camped in a tent and later in trailer when I was young. I can see that is a good "family" vacation. But I am not a family and campgrounds are boring after 10 PM. Plus again, I have to do the cooking, shopping and cleaning. I can do that all at home.

Dana - I hear you. But that is not me. I like to relaxation that comes with a resort where someone says "Good Morning, Ms. Karen. Here is your towel." I want to be escape from my everyday life. I'll do the nooks and hidden teasures via a B&B. LOL.

Towel at the POOL. Get your mind out of the gutter. ;-)

Ashleigh said...

I just go with the flow. I don't like overly scheduled vacations.

Anything goes as long as I have fun.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Camping is a nice weekend getaway, but a vacation is Vegas or a beach.

Carolyn said...

I hate camping. Once in girl scouts was enough for me! I like to go all out when I go on vacation which is why I save just for it. I hate when people go on vacations and refuse to do certain things because of money. I just wanna say you're on vacation splurge! If you don't indulge once in a while you will go crazy.

Give me the swim up bar, chase lounges and some type of body of water and I'm set.

kcinnova said...

I'd much rather visit a National Park than go to Vegas. My vacation next week will include staying at a good friend's house and watching movies, drinking wine, and soaking in the hot tub.

Maria said...

You could not pay me to go camping or hiking, biking or climbing...any of that shit. I just want a 4 star hotel and lots of fancy meals.

gingermagnolia said...

I can do the camping and stuff, but I like to have a real toilet and a real shower to use!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I have sworn off vacationing since our May trip to Disney World. I would have had fun had my family not complained the entire time. Disney is a "working" vacation - you have to work for the experience. The beach is a "vacation" vacation. Different experiences, but both can be fun if you have the right mind set.

Although from now on, my family can make their own damn vacation plans. I'm staying home. :-)

Jay said...

You know, I would love to travel to so many places all over the world. But, If I'm going to fly 13 hours to some remote locale, I want to fly first class and I want there to be a nice hotel near the cool sight seeing areas.

As I get older I start thinking that a nice hotel with a lounge and 24 hour room service where the staff is total suck-ups is the best option.

I also love Vegas, but you can get surprisingly shitty service at many of the hotels out there. Gotta go high end! ;-)

Jay said...

Oh and ... Believe it or not, even though I live in one of the best areas in the country to go camping and floating and all that shit, I've never done either. I'm pretty sure I would hate it. I want, heat or A/C depending on the weather, TV, internet and a bar. And maybe a casino. ;-)

Matt-Man said...

Unless I am taking my son somewhere for a few days, I just like taking off and hanging around with no committments and no plans. I guess the new term is "staycation". Hell, I've been doing that for years. Cheers Karen!!